Suitcasing in Europe

“So, your going packbacking around Europe?” asked my best friend, who happens to be the World’s foremost expert in Jean Shorts. I pondered the question. Then replied, “No, I am suitcasing around Europe.” I felt that painted a more accurate potrayal of my travel style. I feel like backpacking insinuates that I will be sleeping underbridges, not showering for weeks …