People think Lion’s are the King of the Jungle.
They are wrong.
The Honey Badger is the King of the Jungle.
You aren’t aware of this fact because it’s hard to build a Disney franchise around two lovestruck Honey Badgers running around terrorizing the African savannah.
It’s impossible to get Jonathan Taylor Thomas to voice a tiny black and silver, mongoose like creature that raids beehives while drunk on cobra venom.
Bob Iger won’t sign off on cartooning a War Ferret that is impervious to pain, has no known predators and is more ferocious that Iron Mike Tyson in his prime.
If you haven’t seen this video, do so now. You’ll understand soon enough.
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I once met a guy with a ‘Honey Badger Don’t Care’ tattoo.
I asked about the ink.
He seemed embarrassed.
I asked if he lost a bet.
Embarrassment turned to anger. He hoisted a middle finger and stormed off.
Honey Badger care. Honey Badger care a lot.
On a game drive in Tarangire, I spotted a Honey Badger scurrying across the road.
A good omen.
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Our guide, Sevrini assured us it was a rare sighting. He told us that we wouldn’t see another because Honey Badger’s are nocturnal hunters. He was right. We didn’t spot another one.
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Wilson’s have definite Honey Badger Energy. Size, tenacity, often underestimated…etc
‘Small, but mighty’ as Grandma Dixie taught.
Lolo has mad Honey Badger Energy. It’s why we married.
I relate to the Honey badger in many ways, but most recently it’s the color of my hair. At 36, it is gentrifying faster than Austin, Texas.
Many have suggested Just for Men. I say fuck it. Embrace your inner Honey Badger. One day, if a Labor Contractor doesn’t get me, I’ll be all salt, no pepper. Might as well accept the inevitable.
I think I bring these insecurities on myself.
Here’s why, Lolo and I play a game called ‘Daddy Daddy or Sugar Daddy.’
The object of the game?
Guess if the arm candy of an aged man is a Daughter or 2nd wife.
Lorraine typically wins. Female intuition. But once, in Isleton, I bet Daughter. Lolo bet 2nd wife.
We asked the greying man in question, “Is she your daughter or second wife?”
“Bolth” he answered.
Isleton remains undefeated.